Silver Lining, Day 1349

Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass," reimagined for Donny: 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... base... base... base 

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no patriot 

But I can fake it, fake it, like I'm supposed to do 

'Cause I got that boom boom that all the lackeys chase 

And all the right debt in all the right places 

I see the NY Times workin' that grammar shop 

We know that news ain't real, come on now, make it stop 

If you got Confederate flags, just raise 'em up 

'Cause every inch of you is racist from the bottom to the top 

Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your lies" 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

She says, "McConnell like a little more booty to hold at night" 

(That booty, uh, that booty booty) 

You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... Hey! 

I'm bringing Putin back 

Go 'head and tell them patriotic bitches that 

No, I'm just playing, I know you think I’m fat 

But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of me is owned by Russia from the bottom to the top 

Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your lies" 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

She says, "Lindsay Graham like a little more booty to hold at night" 

You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... 

Yeah yeah... ohh... You know you like this base... Hey...