Silver Lining, Day 1427

Ten warped advertising jingles that haunt Donnie Trump...

10. The worst part of waking up is Biden in your cup!

9. I wish I was an Electoral College Winner, then Fox News would still be in love with me

8. Give Me a Break, Give Me a Break, Break me off a piece of that Nobel Prize

7, For all you do, this Indictment’s for you!

6. I am Stuck on Fake News, and Fake News is stuck on me

5. Like a Good Traitor, Kayleigh McEnany’s there.

4. What would you do for another William Barr?

3. Plot Plot Fizz Fizz, Vladimir's all in my Biz

2. Frosted 'Publicans, They’re Magically Seditious!

and

1. Here’s to Fox and Friends,

Election Night is kind of special,

the tears we’ll pour,

must say something more, by God,

so tonight,

let it be Voter Fraud.