In light of the Tangerine Turd Tickler’s reference to “Shithole Countries,” we here at Silver Linings Inc. have learned that he disparaged several other nations in the same meeting. Here are just a few alleged examples:
Luxembourg - That “Fake Country” liberals made up to trick me.
Djibouti - That KC & the Sunshine Band Country
Laos - Again With the Made-up Names?
Mongolia - That Barbeque Pit of a Nation
Maldives - The Salad Place
Liechtenstein - The Spelling Bee Country
Samoa - Only Good for Girl Scout Cookies
Tajikistan - One Stan too Many
Latvia - The place that sounds sexy AND dirty
Nepal - Boobieville
Brazil - Thongolia
France - That Country with the Smart Cooking Rats
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