Silver Lining, Day 375

The dust has settled from the 60th annual Grammy Awards last night. Bruno Mars was the big winner, but what about the losers? The White House has teamed with the Recording Academy to hire Sara Bareilles Huckabee Sanders, Ted Cruz Nugent and Kellyanne Conway Twitty to re-record the following ten Grammy-nominated songs, rebranded in honor of the first anniversary of the “shitholing of the American presidency”:

10. “Not Humble” (orig. by Kendrick Lamar)

9. “Drinkin’ Kool-Aid Problem” (orig. by Midland)

8. “Melodrama in the Cabinet” (orig by Lorde)

7. “(Master of) Distraction (orig by Kehlani)

6. “The Weekend (at Mar-a-lago), Parts 1-52” (orig by SZA)

5. “Prsdntl Prblms” (orig by 6lack)

4. “Bounce Omarosa” (orig by Big Sean)

3. “Praying (for an Indictment)” (orig by Kesha)

2. “Bodak Orange” (orig by Cardi B)

And

1. “Despa-cheeto” (orig by Luis Fonsi)