Silver Lining, Day 384

Yes, Donald Trump has a new algorithm! So, could you do me a quick favor? If you read these Silver Linings, don't hate...leave a comment (Your social security number is fine) so more friends will be posted in my Fox News feed. Otherwise Facebook operatives will abduct me and force me to read transcripts of Sarah Huckabee Sanders briefings while Stephen Miller pelts me with frozen tears of liberals. I don't need Facebook to choose my silver linings readers! Don't hesitate to copy and paste this message on your wall, and on the inside of public toilet stalls, so you can have more interaction with your friends too!