Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Silver Lining, Day 404

Spotted on the R train:


Donald would hate this bag because

a) he doesn't read;
b) his little hands can't hold big books;
c) the phrase recalls the song "Big Butts" which is offensive and unpresidential;
d) it doesn't say "Big Guns," which is more American than reading books, which is something Europeans like to do;

or

e) the phrase "I cannot lie" doesn't make sense to him, it must be Greek, or something.

Answer: A, B, D and E, but definitely not C.

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