Silver Lining, Day 700

On this, the Winter Solstice, it is only fitting that we have reached the number of silver linings equivalent to the number of "the very best" people who have left the Trump administration, plus the number of indictments currently filed against said people, divided by the number of Porn stars our commander-in-chief has allegedly fornicated with, multiplied by the top number of beers that Brett Kavanugh ever drank in a single night with P.J., Squi, Tobin and Judge, minus π.