Silver Lining, Day 697

After last week's meeting in the White House, Yoko Ono and Paul McCartney re-released a special version of "The Ballad of John and Yoko," retitled "The Ballad of Chuck and Nancy"....

Sitting in the Oval Office
Chatting with The Donald and Pence
The man with the fake tan
Blubbered, Hey Chuck and Nan,
You know I want to build a really big fence

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
He’s going to break our country

Finally won a mid-term election
But Trumpy thinks he still has it all
He can bluster all day
Think’s he’ll make us all pay
For his butt-ugly Yuge border wall

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
He’s going to shut down our country

Drove from Mar a Lago to the Miami Dade Prison
Talking to the press for a week
The fake newspapers said
That Trumpy’s face was so red
And poor Pencey was just falling asleep

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to kill our country

Saving up your tweets for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity - NOT!
Last night Melania said
Oh boy when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
but your soul (if you had one), think

Made a lightning trip to Trump Tower
Sarah's eating chocolate cake in a bag
The fake newspapers said
She's gone to his head
They look just like two liars in drag

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
He’s gonna grab our country’s pussy

And now he’s backing off on a shutdown
Two giant testicles in that Trump sack
Secretary o' the press
Said, I don’t see a mess
I don’t think he’ll be asking you back

Chuck you know it ain't easy
You know it’s true, Pelosi
The way things are going
Trump won’t see a Year Three
The way things are going
We’ll win back our country!