Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1082

In honor of National Soup Month, here's what's on the menu this January at the White House....

White Supremacist Bean Soup

Some of My Best Friends are Black Bean Soup

Russian Hooker Split Pee Soup

Cheeseburder Soup

Lentily Deranged Soup

Cheddar Face Soup

I Cheated on My Wife So I Can Have Another Wedding Soup

Albondingus Soup

Chowderhead Soup

Imitation Mobster Bisque

Chicken and Trumpling Soup

Cream of Broccoleap Before You Look Soup

Asshole Posole

Heartless Trump Steak Soup

Cream of Mushroom Phallus Soup

 And

Split ImPEAchment Soup

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