Silver Lining, Day 1257

Ten Other Things That Cause Mark and Patricia McCloskey to come frantically running out of their houses, barefoot, waving guns around: 

10. Ice Cream Truck serving more than just vanilla. 

9. Gardeners aiming to trim those lilies. 

8. Mail carriers with Joe Biden campaign envelopes. 

7. The foul stench of human decency. 

6. Door-to-door Mask Peddlers 

5. Black Cats 

4. Chief Justice John Roberts jogging by singing "Who Let the Laws Out, Who, Who, Who?!!?!" 

3. Dog Whistles 

2. A Mariachi Band playing The Battle Hymn of the Republic

 and 

1. A bare-chested Mike Pence riding a Golden Unicorn