On day 28, I reported "Presidential ghosts are too scared to haunt the White House."
Just two weeks later, I must report, the ghost of Nixon was spotted in the East Room. Reports are conflicting, but one staffer allegedly over heard him moaning, "Ooooooooh, I couldn't stay awaaaaaayyyyyyy. These guys are tooooo good to be tru-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-e."
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