Silver Lining, Day 56

Today's Silver Lining Experience (I have no other way to describe it) was a series of posts on Facebook:

7:00 AM (EDT) -
Silver Lining, Day 56: Today's Exclusive and Earth-Shattering Silver Lining will be Revealed Live at 12 Noon, Eastern Time, 9 AM Pacific.

12:00 NOON (EDT) -
UPDATE: Silver Lining, Day 56: Silver Lining Announcement Postponed to 4:00 PM EDT (1:00 PM PDT) while silver lining being checked by Kellyanne Conway for accuracy and Sean Spicer for "spelling."

3:30 PM (EDT) -

Breaking News: White House, in a surprise announcement, declares silver linings "safe" and "Good for America." Sean Spicer, reading from a prepared statement, concluded that "President Trump believes that silver linings are fine, and all that, but believes in an America where clouds have Gold Linings, especially when you're golfing at one of his seventeen golf courses, including the one in Dubai."

4:00 PM (EDT) -
Silver Lining, Day 56, continued. This silver lining will appear shortly, right after you watch the following offering from our sponsor:

4:15 PM (EDT) -

Silver Lining, Day 56 (Conclusion): There are 17 courses in the Trump Golf family. I am unlikely to set foot on any of them. Also, the sky is blue. Unless it's not. Lastly, always make sure to finish