Silver Lining, Day 66

After several days of trying to come up with something about Donald "I guarantee you there's no problem" Trump's penis being so big, he tripped on it, or got it stuck in Congressional elevator doors, I have decided that it's beneath me. I'll stop acting so cocky and quit dicking around so I can spare everyone the trauma of having to wrap their figurative eyeballs around that schmuck's shortcomings. #UnderTheMicroscope #NotSoBigly