Silver Lining, Day 321

Ten things about the Trump GOP tax bill that aren't true but wouldn't be surprising if they were.

10) All election expenses are 100% deductible, as long as they were paid in rubles.
9) Extra 20% tax penalty if your name is Hillary.
8) In Alabama, you can claim your sexual assault accusers as dependents.
7) Tattooing the President's face above your ass crack (Trump Stamp) is fully deductible.
6) If you have a son named Eric, you can no longer claim him as a dependent.
5) Damages to foreign hotel rooms caused by prostitutes are now deemed legitimate business expenses.
4) If you run for public office, you get an additional dollar for every person who voted for your opponent illegally.
3) Residents of states bordering the Pacific Ocean must pay an additional 10% because their very existence is tantalizing Kim Jong Un.
2) If you are fluent in more than one language, you must pay an additional 15% "intellectual elite" penalty.

And

1) Every taxpayer gets a $10,000 Make America Great Again refund, to be paid out yearly, in 25 cent installments.