Overheard on the radio station in my head:
On the 12th day of Christmas, Bob Mueller sent to me
12 Senate seats a-flipping
11 Putins pooting
10 Tweets inflaming
9 Racists racing
8 Haters hating
7 Hackers hacking
6 Grand juries indicting
5 Golden Showers (from Russian prostitutes who we all know existed, but even the mainstream media is like, yeah, even WE don't want to have to imagine that!)
4 Shrieking Omarosas
3 “Million” Illegal Voters
2 Turtles Named McConnell
And
An Impeachment in Two Thousand Eighteeeeen!
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