Donald, in a bid to come off as more esoteric and worldly, commissioned a Shakespeare Festival for the White House. These are the ten plays reworked for the Trumps:
10. Shamlet
9. The Cabinet of Errors
8. As You Like It, Vladimir
7. The Merry Wives of Donald
6. The Blaming of the News
5. King Fear (starring Ivanka as Regan, Tiffany as Goneril, and Don Jr. as Cordelia)
4. Julius, Seize Her... (directed by Billy Bush)
3. All's Well That Ends Well (As Long As It Ends in Impeachment)
2. Tweetus Andronicus
And
1. Romeo and Juliet, Who Was Really, Like, a Four, at Best. She Was Very Overrated.
Happy Birthday to my favorite Shakespeare fan xoxo!
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