When life hands you lemons, you make a silver lining list. Submitted with the greatest respect to the Queen of Soul, here are a dozen Aretha Franklin masterpieces recrafted for the Trump era:
12. Oh Me Oh My (I'm a Fool for You Comey)
11. The House That Donald Defiled
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10. Cabinet of Fools
9. Dishonest I Do
8. I Never Loved a Con Man (The Way I Love You)
7. Freeway of Love (for Putin)
6. Son of a Racist Real Estate Man
5. (Don't) Think
4. Ain't No Way (to Run a Country)
3. I Say a Little Prayer (for Bigger "Hands")
2. Disrespect
and
1. You Make Me Feel Like (A White Nationalist Woman)
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