Ten other things Trump autographed in Alabama:
10. A stray dog
9. A truck stop bathroom stall
8. A pro golfer's balls
7. Someone's Blockbuster video card
6. A stuffed alligator schlong
5. A note excusing someone from jury duty
4. A customer service survey at a Waffle House
3. The shell of an endangered gopher tortoise
2. A deed for a string of Alabama massage parlors
And
1. The dress robes of a "very fine person."
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