Thursday, March 14, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 783

Day 782's Silver Lining was going to be an epic tribute to my awesome wife, Melanie Liss Cohen, on her birthday, but Facebook had other plans. I posted an abbreviated "Nice Try, Donald" at the end of the night and this appears to have gone missing.

This infernal fuckery will not stand! So, in honor of Pi Day, I insist everyone call the White House 202-456-1414 and ask whoever answers the phone to have Melania throw a custard pie in Donald's face on the South Lawn.

I feel that such a spectacle is owed to the American people.

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