Silver Lining, Day 788

I give you this, without apologies, some Black Eyed Peas, re-imagined chaotically for our current times:

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk

All that junk inside your trunk

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my crooked little Trump

Check it out

I drive these liberals crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me hardly nicely
They all try to indict me
Schumer and Pelosi
Feinstein and Pat Leahy
Caring they be swearin'
All their words got me laughin’
Whether I ain't askin'
They say they love mah fat ass in
Prison jeans
True collusion
I say no
But they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't fakin'
We can keep on tweetin'
Now keep on beatin'

My love my love my love my love
You love my kids, those lumps
My Trump my Trump my Trump
My Trumps they got you

Mitch has got me spending

Oh, spending all your energy on me
And spending time on me

He's got me spending

Oh, spending all your anger on me
Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with all that dread
All that dread inside that head
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you hate drunk off my Trump

Whatcha gonna do with this orange ass
This orange ass in this White Crib

I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

'Cause of my Trumps my Trump my Trump my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my crooked Shady Trumps

Check it out

I met a Russian at the disco
He said hey hey hey Da lets go
You can be ma puppet, you could be my flunkie
And still make a lot of money
And mix your orange with my vodka
Screwy screwy driver
Mix your orange with my vodka
Screwdrive all America
Right

They say I'm really sexy
The girls they wanna sex me
They let me grab their pussy
Always cringin' next to me
Tryin' a feel my Trump Trump
Lookin' at my lump lump
You can screech but can't impeach me
If you try
I'm a start some drama
I’m a gonna blame Obama For what? Who cares? Obama So don't question me, Bob Meuller
I ain't your pawn, Bob Mueller
Are ya’ gonna eat that cruller?

Watch me indict my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump
Those crooked shady Trumps
Those crooked shady Trumps
In the back and in the front