An old man turned seventy-four
He won the nomination but lost the debate
It’s a white supremacist fly in your Devil’s food cake
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like COVID-19 before election day
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? We all did……..
Mr. Blame Everyone Else was afraid to not lie
He packed his suitcase and kissed his porn stars goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to for that Nobel Prize
And as he placed the Corona on his crown, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like COVID-19 before election day
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? We all did……..
Well, lies have a funny way
Of catching up to you, Don
When you think everything's KKK
And everything's going white
And life has a funny way
Of showing you up
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A hug from Hope Hicks when you've lost your faith
A "no bullying" sign on your Twitter break
It's like ten million votes when all you need is an NDA
It's meeting the Vlad of your dreams
And then believing his beautiful lies
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It's like COVID-19 before election day
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? We all did……..
And yeah, well, life has a funny way
Of catching up to you
And life has a funny, funny way
Of seeing you out
Voting you out
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
At least it’s not Bubonic, you little fink.
