Sunday, October 4, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1353

New Republican theme song, with apologies to 10CC - 

Too many missing votes have fallen in the river 
Too many Gee-O-Pee souls have drifted out to sea 
You make your bed and then embrace the lies 
The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump 

Miscommunication is the problem to the answer 
You've got their number and your hand is on the phone 
The media’s turned and all the lines are down 
The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump 
Like losing the Senate and the House 
When there's nowhere to grouse 
And you're feelin' like America is dying 
And you're looking for the answer in his lies 
You think you're gonna blow up 
Then he says he’ll never grow up 

Ooh he made us love him 
Ooh he’s got a way 
Ooh he had us calling for a wall 

Like loving Moscow Mitch and adoring Lindsay Graham 
It’s really quite a low-down dirty shame 
That hypocrisy is now a way of life 
And you're looking for the answer in his lies 
You think he’ll never blow it
And then he gets the COVID! 

Ooh he made us love him 
Ooh he’s got a way 
Ooh he had us calling for a wall 

A compromise would surely help unite the nation 
But our agenda needs more right-wing masturbation.
When after all it's just a pack of lies 
The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump

The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump 
The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump 
The things we do for Trump, the things we do for Trump

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