Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1356

Good thing he stopped banging adult film actresses - otherwise half the eastern seaboard would be on lockdown! 

[Disclaimer: before y'all start commenting, I realize that there is no proof he stopped banging adult film actresses, and I believe many of you want to believe he has not stopped and is just more discreet - i.e. being blackmailed by Putin with a steady stream of Russian sex workers delivered secretively to his hidden bunker deep in the bowels of the White House. That said, let's just assume that he has NOT been banging adult film actresses for the sake of this silver lining, mmm-kay?]

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