Friday, October 2, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1351 (K)

An old man turned seventy-four 
He won the nomination but lost the debate 
It’s a white supremacist fly in your Devil’s food cake 
And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 

It's like COVID-19 before election day 
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake 
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take 
And who would've thought? We all did…….. 

Mr. Blame Everyone Else was afraid to not lie 
He packed his suitcase and kissed his porn stars goodbye 
He waited his whole damn life to for that Nobel Prize 
And as he placed the Corona on his crown, he thought 
"Well, isn't this nice" 
And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 

It's like COVID-19 before election day 
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake 
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take 
And who would've thought? We all did…….. 

Well, lies have a funny way 
Of catching up to you, Don 
When you think everything's KKK 
And everything's going white 
And life has a funny way 
Of showing you up 
When you think everything's gone wrong 
And everything blows up in your face 

A hug from Hope Hicks when you've lost your faith 
A "no bullying" sign on your Twitter break 
It's like ten million votes when all you need is an NDA 
It's meeting the Vlad of your dreams 
And then believing his beautiful lies 
And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think 

It's like COVID-19 before election day
It's a real thing when you've said it was fake 
It's the good mask advice that you just didn't take 
And who would've thought? We all did…….. 

And yeah, well, life has a funny way 
Of catching up to you 
And life has a funny, funny way 
Of seeing you out 
Voting you out 

And isn't it ironic, don't you think? 

At least it’s not Bubonic, you little fink.

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