Ten Things Donald Trump Found in Helsinki When His Head Was up Vladimir Putin's Ass:
10- Obama's "Kenyan" birth certificate.
9- Hillary's missing emails.
8- A Flash Drive that said "P-Tape".
7- Those car keys you lost in 2014.
6- A handful of ballots from the 2000 American presidential election.
5- Mitch McConnell's Swiss bank account number.
4- An industrial-sized vat of Rudy Giuliani's brain cells.
3- A Fox News coffee mug.
2- Both of a certain American president's testicles.
and
1- The last shred of Donald's integrity. Ha ha. Just kidding. NO ONE knows where THAT is.
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