Monday, July 23, 2018

Silver Lining, Day 549

Heck, the Silver Linings office was closed for two days in observance of Covfefe and Trump lost his mind, tweeting an all-caps threat to Iran. Clearly, it was Donald's cry for attention after we neglected him over the weekend. I'M SORRY, AMERICA, I WILL NEVER, EVER* DEPRIVE YOU OF SILVER LININGS AGAIN SO I CAN SPARE YOU THE ALL-CAPS CYBERSCREECHING OF OUR HOWLER MONKEY-IN-CHIEF.

 *Until it happens again

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