Silver Lining, Day 544

Donald meant "would" when he said "wouldn't." Here are ten other times he "misspoke":

10) When he said "There was no collusion," he meant "There was an illusion."

9) When he said, "She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her," he meant, "She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, and I could get away with it, perhaps I'd be dating her."

8) When he said "Mexico will pay for the Wall", he meant "Mexico will pay for the Mall."

7) When he said "covfefe," he meant "chocolately Coco Puffs!"

6) When he referred to White supremacists as "very fine people," he meant to say "very Fine Young Cannibals fans."

5) When he said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," he meant "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose my erection."

4) When he said three million illegal immigrants voted in the 2016 election, he meant three Milli Vanilli fans voted in the 2016 election.

3) When he referred to the Meuller investigation as "A total WITCH HUNT with massive conflicts of interest!" he meant to say "I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny."

2) When he said, referring to John McCain, he "likes people that weren't captured," he meant, "I'm a coward, and I don't like heroes, because they make me look like a big orange chickenshit."

 and

1) When he said, "I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.....”

 Just kidding, he meant that.