Saturday, October 19, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 1002

Three more offerings from the Brewpub.....

BRIAN KILMEADE MEAD

When the going gets tough, curl up with Fox and Friends & suck up this honeyed concoction that will flatter you with its vacuous taste. This fermented blend of honey and spice will kiss your ass while licking your taste buds.

BREITBART ALT-RIGHT-BIER

This top-fermented German brew packs a wallop with an almost illegal level of anti-Semitism. Have more than one and you’ll be spouting conspiracy theories and raving about the Deep State. Pairs well with treif and Sean Hannity.

PELOSI PILSNER

This bright golden beer is deceptively strong. Sure, you think you're man enough to handle it, but this strong blend of hops will make you regret underestimating the punch this beer packs. If you're a lightweight president, this shit will fuck you up.

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