Three more offerings at the Trump brewpub....
No Collusion Kölsch
This German-style brew, fermented with ale yeast, and then finished with lagering, was specially adapted for the Trump Brewpub. We only serve this to customers asking for something else. Want a wine spritzer? Here’s a No Collusion Kölsch! Want a shot of whiskey? Here’s a No Collusion Kölsch! Want to know where the restroom is? Here’s a No Collusion Kölsch. It doesn’t matter what you say! We’ll deflect and distract with the crisp ale that resonates of tiki torches and very fine people.
Red Hat Oktoberfisticuffs
Resonant of traditional Bavarian märzen-style lagers, this special blend is the only beer sold at Trump rallies in the fall. Red dye added to mimic a liquid form of a Make America Great Again hat. The maltiness is enhanced by a dash of Four Loko that inspires people who have imbibed this brew to physically assault anyone who disagrees with the idea of an infallible fearless leader.
Truth Dodger Lager
This crisp, golden ale is as pure as a grand dragon’s robes. Special ingredient (greed laced with Trump DNA molecules) has a curious yet pleasing effect of making anyone who drinks this incapable of telling the truth. An homage to our illustrious prevaricator, have a pint of this “anti” truth serum, and you will be raving about the lamestream media in no time.
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