Thursday, October 3, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 986


A little Trumpy Cypress Hill reboot....
Who you tryin' ta mess with Joe?
Don't you know I'm uber loco?
I’ll soon be on the lam
Boy presidentin’s tough
I just toss that covfefe in the fryin' pan
Like spam
It's done when I come tweetin
Slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Fred
Don't make me wrek ya scootin’
Automatic got me goin' like Vladimir Putin
Damn
The lights are blinking I'm never thinking
It's all over presidency is sinking
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da facts, uh-oh
Bro
I got ta' mansplain
'Cause a chump like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the Ukraine
Insane in the brain!
Do my shit undercover
Now it's time for the liar
Blabber
To watch dat head get fatter
Fat boy on a reality diet
Don't try it, Congress
I'll check your ass like Billy Bush in a pussy riot
Much too fast like a sumo slammin' dat ass
Leavin' your laws in the grass
You know
I don't take impeachment
Neatly
Schiff just jealous 'cause he can't out-tweet me
So kick that style, wicked
Wild
Happy face Pelosi never seen me smile
Whip dat timeframe
I'll explain
A dotard like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the Ukraine
Insane in the brain!
Like Louie Armstrong
Play the trumpet, I'll hit dat button
And nuke ya off somethin' soon
I got ta get my chops
Pops
Come and try ta' fact-check me Fox
CNN and MSNBC, want to blow my housa cards down
I’m an orange ass clown
Burnin DC to the ground
They get wise when they hear my lies
And I'm all over shit like the lord of flies
Yes I'm the Liar in Chief
Can’t be brief
Running the ship of state into the reef
Hide from the truth like a treacherous queen
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look
But don't make ya' eyes strain
A POTUS like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the Ukraine!


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