Inspired by a suggestion from friend Erik Thorell, I am proud to announce the opening of the TRUMP brewpub.
These are our first three offerings:
TRAISON Saison
Aged in barrels manufactured from trees illegally cleared to make room for a border wall, this saison is blended with cowardice and deviousness, with a mixture of treasonous yeasts and racist hops.
MAGA DE-PORTER
Brewed with Folger’s crystals and vanilla beans, this dark roasty brew has a blend of Hershey’s Chocolate malt and Wheaties. Ingredients only from ‘Murica, with a specially-harvested xenophobia that will make your foreign friends scrunch up their noses and say “What is this shit?”
GOSE FUCK YOURSELF
This gose (pronounced Go-Suh) sour specialty brew is guaranteed to make you pucker up and close your mind even further. Charged with tangerine zest and lots of heterosexual fruit, this refreshing concoction will enable you to more easily ignore facts, embrace fascism, and lose friends at an alarming rate. Pairs well with bloody steak.
Stay tuned for more offerings from our very fine brewers....
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