Three more offerings from the Trump brewpub, all great options for debate-viewing!
Vlad Ain’t Bad Russian Imperial Stout
This dark, thick sludgy stout was aged in discarded Stolichnaya bottles. Crafted by shirtless humorless Muscovites, this brew will not only help you win an election, but will also have you wondering the next day if incontinent hookers contributed to your hangover.
Too Bad She’s My Daughter Blonde Ale
You’ll want a Silkwood shower after a glass of this beer. Boasting a fine bouquet of bleach, backed with notes of brisket and condescension. The Donald himself doesn’t partake in spirits but he has said, “If I did drink, I’d drink the hell out of this brew!”
Where the Hell is Belgium Tripel
This strong pale ale is brewed somewhere in Europe, in one of those countries that has a lot of unpronouncable city names. This deep golden beverage will have you wondering why some people love Brussels sprouts, and why some people hate them. Pairs wells with Brussels sprouts and geographical ignorance.
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