Silver Lining, Day 295

Top Ten Rejected Childrens' Book Updates for the Trump Era (Part 1):

10. Green Eggs and Ham and Coal

9. The Story of Babar, the Little Elephant, Who Was Killed By Eric and Don Jr. on Safari

8. The Runaway Bunny was Deported Because He was Born in Iran

7. The Berenstain Bears Go to School (and Are Bullied by Alt-Right Neo-Nazis)

6. Harry the Dirty Dog Didn’t Work on the Trump Campaign. Really, He Didn’t.

5. Oh, the Places You’ll Go (That You Never Knew Existed – Like Guam!)

4. Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hairpiece

3. Make Way for Ducklings (So They Can Grow Up to Be Ducks and We Can Kill Them With Assault Rifles and Bump Stocks)

2. The Cat in the Hat, Part 2; Grab That Pussy!

and

1. Everyone Poops. And When the President Does, He Tweets!