Silver Lining, Day 300

Ten Rejected J.K. Rowling reboots (in no particular order) for the Trump Era:

10. The Casual Presidency
9. Harry Potter and the Cursed Twitter Account
8. Fantastic Press Secretaries and Where To Find Them
7. Harry Potter and the Charlatan’s Stone
6. Harry Potter and the Odor of Phoenix (with Judge Arpaio)
5. Harry Potter and the Deathly Spell-Checker
4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Russian Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of His Own Ego
2. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. You Know the Gaudy Gold Goblet That is the Greatest Goblet Ever Crafted. And Was Made in China.

and

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Brained Prince