I'm in a foul mood. This next list made me feel slightly better. Here are the first ten James Bond films, in order, remade for the Trump Era:
10. Dr. Nyet
9. From Russia With Love (and an Election)
8. Goldasshole
7. ThunderLaVarBall
6. Casino Royale-ly Bankrupt
5. You Only Live Twice, But Get Elected Once
4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix
3. Diamonds Are Forever 21 (14 if You're Roy Moore)
2. Live and Let Dye
and
1. The Man with the Golden Shower Fetish
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