The President is our Dorito-in-Chief, in part due to his nacho cheesy hue, in part due to his tweets that often sound like they were composed by an inanimate triangular snack. In trying to keep pace with the popularity of our Top Ten theme, here’s a list of top rejected Doritos flavor ideas for the Trump Era. If you don't think these are any good, please remember, I said they were rejected.
10. Honey Barbeputin
9. Hypocrisea Salt
8. Potato and Wiki-Leeks
7. Toasted Scorn
6. Half-baked Tangerine
5. Smoked Paprika Perry
4. Hidden Agenda Ranch
3. Sexual Assault & Pepper
2. Sour Cream and Kim Jong Onion
and
1. White Supremacist Cheddar
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