Silver Lining, Day 301

Ten Breakfast Cereals for the Trump Era (part 1):

10. Rice Chex and Balances
9. Raisin Bannon
8. Russian Trix
7. Immigrant Toast Crunch
6. Cap’n KKKrunch
5. Golden Shower Grahams
4. ICE Krispies (Previously known as Susan Rice Krispies and, before that, Condoleeza Rice Krispies)
3. Statuatory Rape Nuts (Legal Only in Alabama)
2. Frosted Mini Tweets

and

1. HoneyComb Over